January 2011
bitches don't know 'bout my Deep Impact
December 2010
Reblog if you're not going to be with the person...
“Hey ladies, ever been on an airplane but need something for your down there...”
– Dr. Steve Brule
(via mcvagina-)
I AM
TEH KILLFEED!
have you ever had sex with a pharaooooohh..
iiiii put that pussy in a sarcophagus.
Miura
Spanish bulls in Andalucia, the V12 fires in the year of ’69. oh please leave the garage door open Ferrucio Lamborghini’s dead and gone engine sounds reflect off the walls, the roaring cars of the Sant’Agatese Spanish bulls chased by the polizia Flying faster than a DC-10 tonight Spanish bulls; Ferrucio infinito. Es el Miura, oh mi corazón. Spanish bulls; Ferrucio infinito. ...
i'll
just buy a G.
A Simple Act of Relevance
http://tinypic.com/r/2lia9fr/7
(Note: Rudy and Sam are 17 years old and attend the same school)
And so Rudy had barely knocked on the door Tuesday night before Ben was at it, jumping up and down, yelling, “Rudy is here! Rudy is here!’’
He greeted the Parkers, and went over to Sammy, gently lifting the boy’s left arm and sliding his hands under his back, the way Rudy’s father, a professional...
I see
they have found QWOP.
Mike Garrett, I love you →
I don't love them;
I don’t chase them, I duck them.
im sorry
kingofthebutt:
rabiaex:
but if you ride around in a fixie, I probably hate you.
OMG HAHA if you’re name is miguel lopez well, i’m sorry but i probably hate you.
What?
im sorry
but if you ride around in a fixie, I probably hate you.
the doctor gave me
xanax. and hydrocodone.
feelin’ good.
